Australia has five million baby boomers. Seventy-one-year-old Michael
Thornton is one of them. He is so pissed off about the state of things, he's listed 3,300 gripes.
Among them:
otherwise bright folk, from the PM down, who say 'amount' of people instead of 'number'
→ Australia's richest person is said to earn $33,000 per minute being beaten at Scrabble by his Filipina mother-in-law, English being her second language
→ leaf blowers
→ Lowlife who put needles in fruit to try and kill us
greed
→ when the pathology nurse says, with a deep sigh,
'Let's try your other arm!'
→ Michelangelo didn't endow David a little more generously the link between his dentist's fees to extract his teeth, and the dentist's kids' school fees
→ wanting to know if Dynamic Lifter works the same as Viagra
→ asking for a friend
→ the exorbitant cost of building Australia's major roads:
$155 per inch per lane
→ wanting cave rescuers Drs Richard Harris and Craig Challen as joint
Governors-General
→ will the in-studio panel on ABC TV Insiders ever drink the coffee?
→ half a large pizza is never enough
→ not knowing how to use most of the functions on his phone
→ five-year-olds, who get away with murder
→ after coronavirus, the millennials plan to do away with all remaining baby
boomers