My name is JOHN CLEAVER, and my hobby is death. I'm fascinated by SERIAL KILLERS, and I've seen a lot of dead bodies in my life, but since my family runs the town mortuary what do you expect? Especially since business has been booming...
That's because there are two MONSTERS living in my hometown. One of them is a VICIOUS killer who tears his victims to shreds. It might be a man, it might be a wild animal, or it might be something tar, tar worse...
As for the other monster, well... I'm doing my best not to KILL anybody at all.
My name is John Cleaver. I'm fifteen.
I'm a mortician. I'm a sociopath.
But I am NOT a serial killer.