top of page

A concept so magnificent that mere mortals cannot fathom its depths is now a reality: the ultimate collection of facts about the world's most kick-ass man.

Double up on birth control and locate your nearest bomb shelter for this epic

collection of all Chuck Norris facts found in The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, on the walls of the Great Pyramid of Giza, in the unpublished works of Shakespeare, and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. This volume includes one hundred Chuck facts that human eyes have never seen and more roundhouse kicks than the Bible. This massive, pulging volume throbs with 1,500 pieces of truth about the world's deadliest, sexiest, and beardiest man such as:

Chuck Norris once ran for Senate in Texas and won both seats.

Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris's beard that gained sentience and escaped.

World records are just things that Chuck Norris has not yet attempted.

Chuck Norris can create enough wind power with one roundhouse kick to power Sri Lanka for forty days.

The 201l Tea Party Convention was held entirely within Chuck Norris's beard.

Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder by Ian Spector

AU$10.00Price
Quantity

    Address:

    P. O. Box 316, Batman. VIC  Australia 3058

     

    Sandras Secondhand Bookstore. Powered and secured by Wix 

     

    bottom of page