David's a mess. He doesn't know how to get over his ex, the Eater of Souls. He's tried traditional methods, such as sleeping with a co-worker and looking at his female friends in a new light. He's even tried talking to his parents - only to discover that they're definitely having a lot more sex than he is right now. But the Eater of Souls is still there, like a phantom limb after a painful amputation.
Then along comes the Goddess. She's funny, she's clever, she's beautiful: in short, she's perfect. But, as David well knows, the problem isn't meeting the woman of your dreams
- it's managing not to screw up once you've found her.
Shot through with biting dialogue and beguilingly oddball characters, Booty Nomad is both an extremely funny and an unexpectedly touching novel.