IT'S BLACK FRIDAY-AND THE APOCALYPSE IS ON SALE!
Working here, I've learned three essential things:
First, the value of a fake smile. Second, the ability to withhold rage whenever someone mentions that the 'customer is always right.
But above all, the importance of having good shoes-for all those hours I'm on my feet and for whenever I need to run from the demons that emerge from the hell portal in aisle nine.
Ever since the world filled with portals to hell and bloodthirsty demons started popping out on the reg, Jasper's life has gotten worse and worse. A teenage nobody with no friends or family, he is plagued by the life he can't remember and the person he's sure he's supposed to be.
Jasper spends his days working as a checkout clerk at the Here For You discount mart, where a hell portal in aisle nine means danger every shift. But at least here he can be near the girl he's crushing on-Kyle Kuan, a junior member of the monster-fighting Vanguard-who seems to hate Jasper for reasons he can't remember or understand.
But when Jasper and Kyle learn they both share a frightening vision of the impending apocalypse, they're forced to team up and uncover the uncomfortable truth about the hell portals and the demons that haunt the world. Because the true monsters are not always what they seem, the past is not always what we wish, and like it or not, on Black Friday, all hell will break loose in aisle nine.